Joe to Joseph

"It seems like someone woke up on the clark gable side of the bed this morning..."

I don't know how they get much better than this.

Even while sleeping, she astounds us.

Not forgetful, just distracted

You are so beautiful... umm... sorry, lost my train of thought... I mean... you are just so gorgeous it makes it hard to... umm... hard to... well, uh... I mean seriously lady.

You are lovely

in the least feminine way.

Nebula

You are as beautiful as the birth of a star.

Science still slowing us down

I've wanted teleportation devices for better access to you.